Inside Scoop On Injured Player, Joel

Meet Joel, our stupid midfielder who has been injured even before the club was formed.
He does not only look dumb in that photo, he is dumb.


Ok i shall refer to him as dumbo from now on. DumBO as u can see tried to act cool infront of some hot chicks and fell down from a ledge. Refer to second picture. Thats how he got injured.


Now i shall refer to joel as SLUT. Slut had been recovering on his own. HOWEVER, he couldnt resist the temptation to play football and played before he was fully recovered. Within minutes he was injured again and out for a 2 months.Therefore slut had to go for INTENSIVE CARE by volunteer Lee Liang Hoong ( refer to last picture )

I do commend joel however for always being with us in spirit. Since he cannot run, well at least he puts in effort to get shagged. ( look at the third pic , look familiar? check the dogs on our logo yo. =D )

Hopefully doctor liang hoongs "techniques" heal u faster. ROWR.

yours truly,
Julian Chong
(CiBai of S&R football team)