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The match kicked off with a lousy start for England. Poor passing poor teamwork. Most of the time Ukraine dominated. As John Terry heads the ball towards Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch with his usual gay ass long skinny legs reflex, he made a freaking wtf high volley/scissors kick and the ball hits the keeper's head but it didn't stop the ball from going into the net and it is a goal!
Second half kicked off with Ukraine still having most of the possession. Suddenly Ukraine's manager decided sub Andriy Voronin off with Andriy Shevchenko. Later on David Beckham replaced Aaron Lennon. Soon after that Sergei Nazarenko replaced Sergei Valyaev. Out of nowhere Andriy Shevchenko scores! England's manager decided to sub Peter Crouch off with S.W.P. Ukraine's equaliser was brought down to nothing as England scores again with a shot...? More like a fluke shot which looked like a pass by John Terry few minutes before injury time. Right after that Rio Ferdinand got sub off with Phil Jagielka which I guess England got cocky! So which a pussy strategy England decided to waste some time till the referee blows the whistle. The match ended with England tasting the victory.
So what do you think about short simple commentary above by me? Did you realise that whenever Ukraine subs, both players have the same surname? I assume thats the surname haha. Another extra info for the match is that, Peter Crouch won almost every header challenge. Close to perfect. So gay.
The match kicked off with a lousy start for England. Poor passing poor teamwork. Most of the time Ukraine dominated. As John Terry heads the ball towards Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch with his usual gay ass long skinny legs reflex, he made a freaking wtf high volley/scissors kick and the ball hits the keeper's head but it didn't stop the ball from going into the net and it is a goal!
Second half kicked off with Ukraine still having most of the possession. Suddenly Ukraine's manager decided sub Andriy Voronin off with Andriy Shevchenko. Later on David Beckham replaced Aaron Lennon. Soon after that Sergei Nazarenko replaced Sergei Valyaev. Out of nowhere Andriy Shevchenko scores! England's manager decided to sub Peter Crouch off with S.W.P. Ukraine's equaliser was brought down to nothing as England scores again with a shot...? More like a fluke shot which looked like a pass by John Terry few minutes before injury time. Right after that Rio Ferdinand got sub off with Phil Jagielka which I guess England got cocky! So which a pussy strategy England decided to waste some time till the referee blows the whistle. The match ended with England tasting the victory.
Commentary ends.
So what do you think about short simple commentary above by me? Did you realise that whenever Ukraine subs, both players have the same surname? I assume thats the surname haha. Another extra info for the match is that, Peter Crouch won almost every header challenge. Close to perfect. So gay.
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